i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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