and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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