just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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