My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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