that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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