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(336): View more from North Carolina

I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.

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(917): View more from New York City

Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol

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(530): View more from California

Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection

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(317): View more from Indiana

Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.

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(936): View more from Texas

Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"

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