My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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