Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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