i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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