I smell stomach acid.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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