i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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