I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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