there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Just puked most of my soul out..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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