I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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