i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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