I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
