last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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