we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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