Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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