she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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