Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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