So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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