she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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