she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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