Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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