so explain again why im purple
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She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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