ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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