I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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