she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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