i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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