is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
