Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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