youre lurking in front of me
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
