In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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