Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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