Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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