I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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