He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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