i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize