I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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