Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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