Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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