walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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