TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
