I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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