she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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