just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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