Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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