that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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