im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
