Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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