Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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