Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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