I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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