i would punch a child for taco bell
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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