He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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