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(732): View more from New Jersey

So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.

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(517): View more from Michigan

He made me a period mix..should I back out now?

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(317): View more from Indiana

His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you

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(757): View more from Virginia

I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.

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