im holly from the hills drunk
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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